December 2010
“If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets.”
– Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore. (via talkingtokafka)
I've been through 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03,...
1800nikkii:
xD
It's strange
to think about where I was at this time last year. I remember being so happy. Now..well, it’s a whole other story. /:
If a zombie apocalypse ever happens, I'm just...
theehumancondition:
valerieisacreeper:
dirtypint:
LOL
hell yeah :)
That’s the best idea i’ve ever heard!
God gave you two legs to walk, Two hands to hold,...
So like,
liesandmisery:
Guys while Jumping is like,
Girls are like,
Whys the girl a weird alien and the guy gets to be a stick figure..?
This is so weird.
I wish I could read you, but I can’t. I wish I could just tell you, but I can’t. I can usually read people like a book.
but when it comes to you, I can’t.
I think that’s what interests me the most about you. You’re like a closed book that i’m dying to open. This is just..weird.
So fucking true...
z0mbie-penis:
At first you would text me: “Goodnight :]”
It then turned into: “Goodnight! :D”
Soon, it became: “Goodnight (insert name) <3”
And sure enough, it turned into your voice saying: “Goodnight babe! I’ll talk to you tomorrow.”
Then, soon, it turned into your voice saying: “Gnight.”
And then it went back to texts, saying: “Goodnight”
And finally, it made its way to: “Night.”...
My 2011 Resolutions:
I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
I won’t take shit from anyone.
I won’t cry over another asshole.
I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
I’ll be more confident.
Bitches can GTFO.
I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh.
I won’t slack off in school… maybe just a little.
I’ll appreciate my parents more.
I won’t get butt-hurt over...
Riding in a car with your friends
hitchcock-starlet:
accioredvines:
Riding in a car with your parents
Lmfao yerrp.
I wish I had someone to fall asleep on the phone...
D:
My sisters buying me a red bull
Just to watch me get hyper :’)
I love her so.
When people tell me "you're looking cute today" at...
respond like
Then i walk off like
When you like someone but you don't know if they...
At 1 in the morning...
Normal People:
Tumblr People:
That moment when you see someone you don't want to...
When your parents leave you in the car while they...
followlorenaon:
and you’re jamming to your music like:
Then people walk past and are like:
and then you’re like:
My laptop
is keeping my feet warm. Just thought my followers would care.
no? okay.
Reblog if you want a long lasting relationship in...
Imagine if someone I liked found me attractive
z0mbie-penis:
alyaae:
that would be me ^^
rebeccanikole:
I’m such an animal and baby honestly these teeth won’t let you go.
Guys who wear skinny jeans and play guitar are...
z0mbie-penis:
and screamers.
That awkward moment when you make a milkshake, and...
itsjillaine:
The awkward moment when your awkward moment post...
justunme:
and you’re like
As far as I'm concerned.
You’re just another picture to burn.
How does one, "pop a pussy?" Just curious.
When the person you like calls you 'baby'.
sydneeeeey:
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
-benwahballs:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yes
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH, My favorite.
I'm just wonderin if you still care.
When boys use long words and spell correctly.
foreverisoverrated:
when you're in a rough mosh pit
affectuous:
and some girl screams,
“CAN WE STOP PUSHING PLEASE, LIKE FUCK”
and everyone’s like,
It's true
Some people just don’t realize that they’ve got something great standing right in front of them.
Reblog if you had to learn Tumblr by yourself....
-supermilkchan:
“You don’t need to give reasons for the things you do - you just have to do what...”
– Kristen Stewart (via wingswouldnthelp)
That awkward moment when you hear someone farting...
AHHAHAAHHAHHAHA
